Vote with your penis
Elect a Porn actress for public office
An issue of choice between getting the blues and getting the wood.
Contrary to Porn actresses who actually never fuck their fans & supporters personally, politicians spend most of their time fucking you to oblivion, but because they are always in the driver position, they always leave you a bad taste down the throat and an unpleasant feeling around the buttocks area. You never feel good after having been fucked by a politician. Porn babes give you something worth your money. And if you have ever been to a Porn convention, they are the sweetest creatures to spend time with.
You may get fucked if you're really lucky enough, but you will definitively feel good afterwards