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Thursday, July 3, 2008

We're doing our part too

Do your part to save Iraq
By Christopher Hitchens

Ok Hitch i am with you on this one, you have the testicles to contribute to the war effort by sending a couple of funky old books that no one will ever read. Because
1) They don't have electricity,
2) Those for whom the books are intended will probably die from unatural cause, before they actually have a chance to read
3) They may be used as toilet paper rather than food for the brain, since Iraqis are lacking the most basic utility of everyday life.
4) They don't really give a fly fuck about reading, we might send them something that might be actually useful in their daily lives, like condoms, medicine or truckloads of Crack Cocaine.
5) Since their will of blowing themselves up is stronger than their love for life, do you really expect them to read something before planning a suicide attack, or take the book in the after life.

But please accept my modest contribution.
A signed copy of former War president Adolph Hitler "Mein Kampf". An uncensored copy of "the 120 days of Sodom" from le Marquis de Sade, The complete collection of Juggs, & "why do i dream of blowing Disneyland" by former Islamo-Fascisto-terrorist, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

War is peace after all....







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